Exhibition

You should find a boyfriend soon.
I can assure you I will make more
money than you.
Why should I pay for half of your birth
control?
– It’s your body after all.

She’s actually pretty
once she shuts up.
She undresses on stage,
what a slut, slut, slut.
You are not like other girls.
Here’s a tip, Hon‘,
for your new skirt.

Some girls would be so pretty
if they just put a little make-up on.
All women want children eventually,
it’s just biology.

Hey, Sweetie, it’s late,
are you alone?
Are you alone now?
Who is going to take,
to take you home?
To take you home now?

Women are useless
for decisions like this.
You are too emotional.
Come on, give me a kiss.

Why don’t you smile for me,
just a little more?
You don’t want to sleep with me?
– Well, maybe you should see a doctor.

I’ll teach him not to play with dolls.
Be a man about it.
You don’t want to get friend-zoned after all.

If you’re going to wear this
every man is going to think you’re offering yourself.
Maths’s a strange subject for girls, ain’t it?
Boys are naturally better at it.

Hey, Sweetie, it’s late,
are you alone?
Are you alone now?
Who is going to take,
to take you home?
To take you home now?
Are you alone,
are you alone now?
Are you alone,
are you alone?

Tell your boyfriend he has a lot of competition.
I couldn’t be friends with ugly women.
She’s gross, because she is fat.
She sure shouldn’t wear leggings like that.

You wouldn’t work here if you weren’t pretty.
She’s a bitch, she needs to get laid properly.
Women are not as successful as men,
because they don’t actually want to, my friend.

Fathers are not as important to kids.
Women are just more caring like this.
Honey, let me explain that to you.
You just have to endure the abuse,
you’re his wife after all.

Are you ok?
Do you need help?
You don’t have to do any of this.
I am so proud of your success.
You can do it, I know that.
Your courage to show weakness
inspired me to get help.
I trust you.
Can you teach me?
I feel safe.
I love your humour.
You don’t fit any stereotype.
Our friendship makes me better.
You’re so strong and wild.

Hey Sweetie, it’s late,
you’re not alone,
you’re not alone now.
We can go together,
let’s go home.
I’ll take you home now.
Home, I’ll take you home,
I’ll take you home now.
Home, I’ll take you home,
I’ll take you home.